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There are two types of people in this world, people who ride motorcycles
and people who wish they could ride motorcycles.
Only a Biker knows why a dog sticks his head out of a car window.
Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul.
Most motorcycle problems are caused by the nut that connects the
handlebars to the saddle.
Got
a $5 head? Get a $5 helmet.
If
you’re going to lead, then lead. If you’re going to follow, get the hell
out of my way!
Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold
everything you need.
It
takes more love to share the saddle than it does to share the bed.
The only good view of a thunderstorm is in your rearview mirror.
Never be afraid to slow down.
Bikes don’t leak oil, they mark their territory.
Don’t ride so late into the night that you sleep through the sunrise.
Sometimes it takes a whole tank full of fuel before you can think
straight.
Never hesitate to ride past the last street light at the edge of town.
If
you don’t ride in the rain, you don’t ride.
A
bike on the road is worth two in the garage.
Young riders pick a destination and go . . . old riders pick a direction
and go.
A
good mechanic will let you watch without charging you for it.
Sometimes the fastest way to get there is to stop for the night.
Always back your bike into the curb, and sit where you can see it.
Work to ride & ride to work.
Whatever it is, it’s better in the wind.
Two-lane blacktop isn’t a highway – it’s an attitude.
When you look down the road, it seems to never end – but you better
believe it does.
Keep your bike in good repair: Motorcycle boots are NOT comfortable for
walking.
People are like Motorcycles: each is customized a bit differently.
Safety is a cheap and effective insurance policy.
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You
can forget what you do for a living when your knees are in the breeze.
Remember to pay as much attention to your partner as you do your
carburetor.
Sometimes the best communication happens when you’re on separate bikes.
The
best alarm clock is sunshine on chrome.
When you’re riding lead, don’t spit.
If
you really want to know what’s going on, watch what’s happening at least
five cars ahead.
A
friend is someone who’ll get out of bed at 2 am to drive his pickup to the
middle of nowhere to get you when you’re broken down.
Catching a yellow jacket in your shirt at 70 mph can double your
vocabulary.
There’s something ugly about a NEW bike on a trailer.
Don’t lead the pack if you don’t know where you’re going.
Sleep with one arm through the spokes and keep your pants on.
Everyone crashes. Some get back on. Some don’t. Some can’t.
Beware the rider who says the bike never breaks down.
Don’t argue with an 18-wheeler.
Never be ashamed to unlearn an old habit.
Maintenance is as much art as it is science.
If
you ride like there’s no tomorrow, there won’t be.
Bikes parked out front mean good chicken-fried steak inside.
There are drunk riders. There are old riders. There are NO old, drunk
riders.
Thin leather may feel good, but it won’t save your butt from “road rash”
if you go down.
The
best modifications cannot be seen from the outside.
Always replace the cheapest parts first.
No
matter what marquee you ride, it’s all the same wind.
There are those who have crashed and there is those that will crash.
Keep the paint up, and the rubber down!
Never ride faster than your guardian angel can fly.
Ride as if your life depended on it!
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